I saw a couple of vampires sitting on the curb outside a Circle K the other day. One nodded and smiled at me. Across the street in the used car lot were 5 bulls grazing. I think the vampires were waiting until they got a little hungry, then they’d go over and drink the bulls’ blood, maybe even killing them.
I nodded and felt the urge for a burger.
The clerk inside had demons. Lots of inner demons inside him. He was a big haired chain smoking demon himself from the looks of it.
He said he was working.
Demons and vampires always seem so pleasant and agreeable when you first meet them. I guess that’s why they wink and smile in such a believable manner.